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Nov 2018
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Knock Out
...a mediocre filmmaker isn’t one who steals blatantly. He is one who steals blatantly and still can’t come up with a half decent film.
Oct 2010
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Teen Thay Bhai
...a film so bewildering and tonally inconsistent that as you watch, you can only wonder: what were these people smoking?
Apr 2011
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Mar 2014
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Mohenjo Daro
It breaks my heart to say this because so much talent and sweat is involved, but Mohenjo Daro is a mess.
Aug 2016
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May 2010
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Hate Story
....is being pitched as an erotic thriller but it’s neither very thrilling or particularly erotic. But it does work as unintentional comedy.
Apr 2012
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Satya 2
This film has no connection – either in quality or in narrative – with the first.
Nov 2013
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Apr 2011
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Feb 2018
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Bangistan
Buried somewhere deep in the 135 minutes of Bangistan is a smart satire on religion.
Aug 2015
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Teen Patti
...is a train-wreck of a movie. It's incoherent, lengthy and worst of all, agonisingly pretentious.
Feb 2010
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Sep 2013
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Dangerous Ishhq
Kapoor is an attractive woman who tries earnestly to make sense of this time-warped story. But it is a Herculean task.
May 2012
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Jun 2013
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Munna Michael
But director Sabbir Khan and writer Vimmi Datta pin his talents on a brain dead narrative. Despite ample support from Nawaz, Tiger's granite biceps can’t lift the load.
Jul 2017
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Paathshaala
...is staggeringly inept. The script by Hanif Sheikh has no discernable arc.
Apr 2010
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Dec 2013
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Haunted
...mist, screeching doors, books that fall by themselves and blaring background music that insists that you be scared. I was trying not to laugh out loud.
May 2011
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Luv Ka The End
I walked out of the movie depressed. If this is really what the youth wants, we should be afraid, very afraid.
May 2011
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Mubarakan
Director Anees Bazmee specializes in a genre that I call ‘cinema as lobotomy’.
Jul 2017
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F.A.L.T.U
...the film is so staggeringly moronic that you walk out completely exhausted.
Apr 2011
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Radio
...deliriously awful. Words cannot convey the experience. You have to check it out yourself.
Dec 2009
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Apartment
The acting is abysmal. The production values are tacky. And the writing is laugh-out-loud funny.
Apr 2010