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Ishqedarriyaan
The trouble with Ishqedarriyaan is that it isn't even bad enough to be good. It's just plain old dull.
May 2015
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Heartless
Despite being well shot and fairly well edited, this film has nothing of value to offer.
Feb 2014
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Darr @The Mall
...might be an absolute failure in the horror genre but as a revenge drama, it is refreshingly simple and does manage to pull a few heartstrings at the end of the day.
Feb 2014
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Jaanisaar
...a cautionary tale of a film with a half-baked script and pretend patriotism.
Aug 2015
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The Perfect Girl
...has caused a crater to form on my desk because I keep hitting my head against it as I recount this less than perfect slow poison of a film to you.
Sep 2015
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Youngistaan
...makes claims like Modi, implements policies like Rahul and has a persistent cough like Kejriwal, and I certainly wouldn’t vote for it.
Mar 2014
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Surkhaab
...lacks the strength to go all the way either to become a masala thriller or to blossom into an insightful take on the exploitation of immigrants. Because it wants to do both, it ends up doing neither.
May 2015
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Sixteen
...is clearly an adult perspective masquerading as a teenage perspective on the lives of teenagers who are trying to be adults.
Jul 2013
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Dec 2014
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Jan 2015
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Jal
...would have made a much more powerful literary piece than it makes a film. As a story on celluloid, it is simply a dead bore.
Apr 2014
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Bullett Raja
...is rife with predictable scenes, bad editing and a lack of control over the script, which spirals into an unending loop of absurdity.
Nov 2013
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Samrat & Co.
...might have a good enough screenplay burried somewhere beneath all the trash but none of it shows in the execution.
Apr 2014
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Yaariyan
...may be targeted at a young audience but every single teenager who chooses to watch it will be insulting their own intelligence.
Jan 2014
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Purani Jeans
Unabashedly sexist, regressive, poorly researched and lacking the punch a college romance film is supposed to pack...
May 2014
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Fireflies
...is one giant cesspool of sadness and agony that is ever expanding and will engulf any barely happy soul that it can get its hand on.
Oct 2014
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Karle Pyaar Karle
Logic gets suspended here as easily as gravity in space and no one has any motivations for their actions. All's well that ends well, and at least this one ends. Period.
Jan 2014
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Jackpot
Only go for Jackpot if you sat right until the end of the titles of Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag and yelled encore.
Dec 2013
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Horror Story
...if you like being horrified at things such as lack of logic or Bollywood films 'paying tribute' to their Hollywood counterparts, Horror Story is for you.
Sep 2013
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Mr Joe B. Carvalho
Joe B Carvalho is that annoying friend who won't stop forcing those unbearable PJs on you as you try to laugh politely while one eye seeks an emergency exit.
Jan 2014
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Creature
...is just about as thrilling as the prospect of attending extra classes during summer vacation.
Sep 2014