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Satyameva Jayate
...Satyamev Jayate's predictable twists and superficial emotions have absolutely nothing new to offer.
Aug 2018
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Blank
The point behind this poorly made wingding is a debut. Karan Kapadia is Dimple Kapadia's nephew and the late actress-turned-costume designer Simple Kapadia's son.
May 2019
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Dulha Mil Gaya
Mudassar in text-book fashion introduces his characters in the first 30 minutes and then for the next two hours, the film keeps plodding its way towards a dreary, predictable end.
Jan 2010
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Sahi Dhandhe Galat Bande
...on its own merit, blends the moodiness of Yeh Saali Zindagi and visuals of Khosla Ka Ghosla, a film that Parvin acted in but wish had picked a few chops from.
Aug 2011
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Ladies VS Ricky Bahl
An inexplicably sluggish pace and forgettable songs thrown in every few scenes kill any possibility of a narrative rhythm
Dec 2011
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O Teri
...borrows constantly from Jaane Bhi Do Yaaro and drowns it all in slapstick so noisy it all comes off as more lame than loving, more blasphemous than beholden.
Mar 2014
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Isi Life Mein
The movie has its own highpoints but it's pretty much like watching Balika Vadhu for two hours.
Dec 2010
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Khamoshiyan
...slips into a hopeless mess of time worn ghost busting, freakish sights...
Jan 2015
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Welcome to New York
The film fails miserably in its intent if the intent were to spoof Bollywood, as it only does that for the sake of punchlines and does not explore it better.
Feb 2018
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Ra.One
The film seems to think that nothing seems to matter as long as there's enough Khan, and it becomes tragically evident that this is a project born more out of vanity than passion.
Oct 2011
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Enemmy
There's no method to the madness that has gone into packaging this old wine in a new bottle.
Jun 2013
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Holiday
...three hours long and incredibly yawnworthy, it's the kind of mess that makes you miss scenery-chewing villains like Prakash Raj and long for item songs.
Jun 2014
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Chance Pe Dance
It's mostly harmless, and certainly harebrained. Leave it to the Shahid-obsessed.
Jan 2010
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Zokkomon
...a lackluster script and an overdose of cliched situations turn this film into one more 'preachy affair'.
Apr 2011
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Not A Love Story
All Ramu seems to be saying is 'look at me,' and we've seen most of that before. This is a film made in bad taste, and -- with apologies to Mr Capote -- in old blood.
Aug 2011
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Sonali Cable
...disconnects itself from the point of the film incredibly fast, littering itself with one-note characters stuck in cinematic cliches.
Oct 2014
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Jun 2016
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Tiger Zinda Hai
Safe idealism or simply phony, you decide if you intend to endure 161 minutes of this toothless, tiring, plastic Tiger Zzzzzinda Hai.
Dec 2017
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Lupt
...starts with some scary moments, but ends up like a regular B-grade horror film.
Nov 2018
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Tere Mere Phere
...passes only in persistently bad acting and that it does by distinction.
Sep 2011
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Miss Tanakpur Haazir Ho
...takes off with a great premise but fails to realise its full potential.
Jun 2015
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Patel Ki Punjabi Shaadi
Kapur and Rawal complement each other well and we would like to see them come together more often. They are the only reason to make PKPS a strictly one-time watch.
Sep 2017
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May 2019
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Ujda Chaman
Too inept to portray premature balding effects on a man's self-esteem, Ujda Chaman accidentally exposes how desi parents put so much pressure on girls for marriage, they'll settle for any Tom, Dick or Chaman.
Nov 2019
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Bangistan
...is eventually reduced to being a satire on the notion of a satire, falling tremendously short of a bang for your buck.
Aug 2015
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1920 London
It seems 1920 London has been made JUST to take the franchise forward. Not only is the story done-to-death, there is hardly anything spooky about it.
May 2016