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Bhoot Returns
With next to nothing happening in the first 70 minutes and a disgustingly horrifying last 20 minutes, Bhoot Returns pretty much yells dont watch me.
Oct 2012
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Robot
..slaughter me here in the virtual world for admitting that I'm not even remotely associated with the Rajni-cult. But, I CANNOT understand what those who belong there would like about this film.
Oct 2010
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Pappu Can't Dance Saala
Pappu can't even make me laugh saala! Unfortunately, Pappu Can't Dance Saala is not worth it despite Vinay Pathak.
Dec 2011
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Yamla Pagla Deewana 2
...is one of those rare films that made me wonder why it was made at all.
Jun 2013
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Hum Tum Shabana
All the adjectives, all the phrases, all the cliches of the not-so-kind kind that apply to a mindless comedy, apply to Hum Tum Shabana.
Sep 2011
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Befikre
The biggest put-off is that grown-ups behave like juveniles when in love. They behave as if they've never heard of age-old problems like toilet seats and wet towels. Makes you wonder if the writers have experienced real life, real relationships – those outside the movie world.
Dec 2016
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Baaghi 3
Has the power to numb your brain to inane action, to bore you with same ol’ action, to tire you with relentless action.
Mar 2020
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The Legend of Michael Mishra
..has no substance what so ever, which is alright, right? We are used to films with no substance. Well, this one has no form either.
Aug 2016
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Thank You
It's brainless, it's banal, it's boring - nothing short of what you expect from an Anees Bazmi film.
Apr 2011
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Singh Saab The Great
Honest man versus corrupt system. As novel as that one gets, only louder when we thought it wasn't possible.
Nov 2013
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Shirin Farhad Ki Toh Nikal Padi
A frustrating watch. A disgusting experience. Not just because of the toilet humor. But more, because you just can't get over the "How could SUCH an awful film be made?" feeling even after an hour of having watched the film.
Aug 2012
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Jul 2013
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Apr 2014
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Teen Thay Bhai
...embarrassing to watch. And this is despite the film being devoid of sexual humor. Just watching three great performers going from one unfunny gag into another is extremely uncomfortable.
Apr 2011
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Dabangg 2
...increases the dose of wannabe Rajnikanth, only this time around the serving feels lukewarm. But that means nothing to the Saman-fan now, does it?
Dec 2012
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Rascals
For a slapstick that is supposed to keep you in splits, Rascals has a very few gags that would have worked better if they were told in a calmer tone, with better timing and werent dragged endlessly.
Oct 2011
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Chaar Din Ki Chandni
...is a lot of ado about nothing at all. And it doesnt intend to be anything more than nothing either.
Mar 2012
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Gunday
As predictable as a movie could get, Gunday's "twist" is the most laughable of them all.
Feb 2014
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Ok Jaanu
How many more times do we have to see lovers who are too cool for love/marriage? I say, enough already.
Jan 2017
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Bodyguard
For once, a film made me wish it didn't have a story and was the usual Salman Khan "cool". That, at least I'm prepared for. The attempt at putting in a sorry, convoluted twists just kill whatever other fun you could have had.
Aug 2011
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Action Jackson
145 minutes of super-stylish action. There is about 10 minutes worth of story somewhere in there. But, does that really matter? And does it count that it doesn't matter?
Dec 2014
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Jayanta Bhai Ki Luv Story
...doesn't have enough bhaigiri nor enough love. It doesn't engage, nor does it entertain.
Feb 2013
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Entertainment
There are reasonable attempts at keeping the humor "different", but nowhere close to good enough.
Aug 2014
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Housefull 3
For what it's worth, I'd consider it a positive that I didn't find it too much of a torture.
Jun 2016
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Shakal Pe Mat Ja
...a tiring experience at twenty minutes over two hours. It is one of those films that you don't know where to start your complains
Nov 2011
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Welcome 2 Karachi
All the witty one-liners are in the trailer. The rest of the film is tacky with a story line that's all over the place.
May 2015