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Hum Tum Shabana
A humble request to director Sagar Bellary of Bheja Fry fame - our bheja is fried enough let's not take any more chances!
Sep 2011
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Luv U Soniyo
What can one possibly say about a film that is so unidirectional that you get tired of correctly predicting what the next scene will be?
Jul 2013
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Coolie No.1
None of this campy comedy from the times of Campa Cola is done with any sense of irony. Making everything else that follows seem not so much as an insult to the audience's intelligence, as a movie that ignores your intellect altogether.
Dec 2020
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Zanjeer
Director Apoorva Lakhia uses his special talent to make this remake as crass as possible, turning it into a pedestrian, B-grade version of the original classic.
Sep 2013
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Humshakals
Silly, irreverent humour is always a welcome change. But braindead, childish (sorry children, don't roll your eyes yet) pathetic attempt at funny is not.
Jun 2014
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Super Nani
...welcome to the regressive world of the director, This time he makes a volte face and decides to put us in a time machine and take us back to the dark ages.
Oct 2014
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Shortcut Romeo
Except for few moments - in fact, very few - this purported thriller is way off the target.
Jun 2013
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Life Is Beautiful
The direction is directionless, the acting is awful, the music is humdrum and well, there is no story.
Aug 2014
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Oct 2015
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Wajah Tum Ho
No Nirbhaya, India hasn't changed much. We still objectify women — zoom into their butts and breasts to sell tickets. Hope you are in a better place.
Dec 2016
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A Flat
Staying true to its title, Flat is truly a flat attempt at raising a good scare.
Nov 2010
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Madholal - Keep Walking
...a starched attempt at filmmaking, which ends up being tedious and simplistic, like a boring moral science lecture.
Aug 2010
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Mere Haule Dost
The film takes itself for granted and leaves the audiences squirming in their seats.
Jun 2013
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Karle Pyaar Karle
How bad can a film be? If that is the question, this haphazard endeavour is your answer.
Jan 2014
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6-5=2
At best this looks like a school project put together by some self indulgent, careless teenagers.
Nov 2014
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Ek Paheli Leela
This is a movie so bad that one is truly curious to understand the 'creative process' that went into bringing it alive. It's a semi-porn rubbish masquerading as an intense romantic story.
Apr 2015
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Bolo Raam
Look around. Chances are, the 'audience' is probably there to 'work' in silence. There will probably be more interesting things happening around you.
Jan 2010
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Cigarette Ki Tarah
No offence but some movies take cinema to its fag end and obstruct constructive criticism. It’s a pity that such films get released because somebody has money while better ones don’t because somebody doesn’t.
Dec 2012
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Aug 2013
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MSG-2
No point in reviewing something which is clearly intended to be a video of self propagation.
Sep 2015
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Meinu Ek Ladki Chaahiye
I am sure someone came up with a 'meinu ek film chahiye' thought in a post chicken tikka-dinner lethargy and this is what came out of it.
Sep 2014