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Mr Joe B. Carvalho
Joe B Carvalho is that annoying friend who won't stop forcing those unbearable PJs on you as you try to laugh politely while one eye seeks an emergency exit.
Jan 2014
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Chatur Singh Two Star
...is the worst instance of Bollywood attempting slapstick with ostensibly A-grade outlook.
Aug 2011
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Hum Sab Ullu Hain
Think of the lousiest movie you've ever watched, and multiply it by 100. It would equal to Hum Sab Ullu Hain.
Oct 2015
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Grand Masti
...there is no way you can enjoy this movie and still claim you respect women.
Sep 2013
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Riyasat
Why would anyone make such a film like Riyasat with a superstar like Rajesh Khanna?
Jul 2014
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Mastizaade
Even the absolute daftest of sex comedies have room for something sharp and clever and cheeky. Because Austin Powers minus the groovy is just pervy, baby, pervy.
Jan 2016
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Shootout At Wadala
Instead of this self-indulgent gore-fest, we would have appreciated a little more focus on the gangsters' psyche.
May 2013
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Race 3
...doesn’t merely demand you to leave your brains behind but guarantees you won’t find them anywhere even after the ordeal is over.
Jun 2018
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Creature
...is just about as thrilling as the prospect of attending extra classes during summer vacation.
Sep 2014
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Jun 2014
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MSG
...this is a poorly assembled, terrifically tacky and tremendously ill-conceived showcase for a self-styled spiritual leader -- self-styled because no costume designer in the world could match up to this man.
Feb 2015
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Buddha In A Traffic Jam
Is this a real movie? Did someone fund this? Is this actually releasing in theatres? In the name of Comrade Jesus, how about a solitary drop of sanity?
May 2016
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Bloody Isshq
It's a mystery why these films get made, who finances them, and who benefits from them.
Mar 2013
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Calendar Girls
Take the name off the poster and it's hard to believe this film has been made by someone who makes films.
Sep 2015
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Neighbours
...directed by Shyam Ramsay in a bid to bring back that infamous surname, is awful.
Mar 2014