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Mr. X
...a stupid, slow, randomly ballad-filled mess that could still have been made entertaining with an interesting protagonist.
Apr 2015
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Jun 2014
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Chatur Singh Two Star
...is the worst instance of Bollywood attempting slapstick with ostensibly A-grade outlook.
Aug 2011
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Mastizaade
Even the absolute daftest of sex comedies have room for something sharp and clever and cheeky. Because Austin Powers minus the groovy is just pervy, baby, pervy.
Jan 2016
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Zanjeer
Ram Charan makes his Hindi film debut with this Bachchan remake, and my heart goes out to his fans who will have to sit through this tediously trashy film.
Sep 2013
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Hum Sab Ullu Hain
Think of the lousiest movie you've ever watched, and multiply it by 100. It would equal to Hum Sab Ullu Hain.
Oct 2015
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Shootout At Wadala
Instead of this self-indulgent gore-fest, we would have appreciated a little more focus on the gangsters' psyche.
May 2013
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Grand Masti
...there is no way you can enjoy this movie and still claim you respect women.
Sep 2013
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Neighbours
...directed by Shyam Ramsay in a bid to bring back that infamous surname, is awful.
Mar 2014
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Race 3
...doesn’t merely demand you to leave your brains behind but guarantees you won’t find them anywhere even after the ordeal is over.
Jun 2018
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MSG
...this is a poorly assembled, terrifically tacky and tremendously ill-conceived showcase for a self-styled spiritual leader -- self-styled because no costume designer in the world could match up to this man.
Feb 2015
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Buddha In A Traffic Jam
Is this a real movie? Did someone fund this? Is this actually releasing in theatres? In the name of Comrade Jesus, how about a solitary drop of sanity?
May 2016
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Bloody Isshq
It's a mystery why these films get made, who finances them, and who benefits from them.
Mar 2013
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Calendar Girls
Take the name off the poster and it's hard to believe this film has been made by someone who makes films.
Sep 2015
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Mr Joe B. Carvalho
Joe B Carvalho is that annoying friend who won't stop forcing those unbearable PJs on you as you try to laugh politely while one eye seeks an emergency exit.
Jan 2014
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Riyasat
Why would anyone make such a film like Riyasat with a superstar like Rajesh Khanna?
Jul 2014