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Housefull 3
...you are so deadened by the unfunny situational comedy unfolding in front that you just wait it out, let the movie die its slow painful death.
Jun 2016
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Aagaya Hero
The cliches are horrendous and unending. The film too is shot as if the story was something to add between songs.
Mar 2017
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Phamous
The story is so sketchy, everything looks so stretched you wish you had a remote control to fast forward the whole thing.
Jun 2018
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Thugs Of Hindostan
This attempt to pirate the Caribbean franchise fails so badly, it does not blow up, the audience kicks itself to death.
Nov 2018
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Great Grand Masti
...the comedy remains shallow: the jokes do not go beyond buxom women and male genitalia. It could have been very funny had they aimed at 'Carry On' series, but they do not go beyond bad Whatsapp jokes.
Jul 2016
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Maatr
...is a predictable revenge story that completely ignores the trauma and social stigma that is usually attached to rape victims regardless of their social class.
Apr 2017
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Mr. Kabaadi
There's not a single frame that makes you think this film could have been redeemed, or that it is a fitting finale film for Om Puri, who is no more.
Sep 2017
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Veerey Ki Wedding
The characters of the shaadi are so many, and so predictable, it would be better to stay in and sleep.
Mar 2018
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Redrum
They claim the film is based on an Edgar Allan Poe's story: The Tell Tale Heart, but you know it's based on every cinematic cliche they could think up of and you know you can never get 100 minutes of your life.
Aug 2018
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Bank Chor
...If the one line of premise had not been stretched so long and stayed focussed on comedy, this film could have been a hoot. But unfortunately it isn't.
Jun 2017
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Oct 2011
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Do Lafzon Ki Kahani
...successfully hammers the last nail in the coffin of groan-inducing schmaltzy romances.
Jun 2016
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The Ghazi Attack
This never ending saga of jingoism mixed with scenes of churning, foamy waters will make you incontinent, not patriotic.
Feb 2017
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Jab Harry Met Sejal
The plot of Jab Harry Met Sejal is just like the ring, the protagonists are searching for - lost. And not even Shah Rukh Khan can save this pointless jaunt through Europe.
Aug 2017
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Vodka Diaries
The whole film revolves around him, and even though Shutter Island did the same, there can be no comparison of that prison of the mind story with this ghastly, cheap remake that ends up looking like an episode of a TV crime show.
Jan 2018
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Pihu
It becomes an exploitative film when the filmmakers put a child in harm's way, making everyone in the audience hold their breath.
Nov 2018
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M Cream
A pretentious little film that's so cliche ridden, you wish the four friends who have set out for the hills in search of a 'legendary' drug to smoke up, fall off some cliff.
Jul 2016
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1920 London
The movie starts out to be interesting then goes through an entire checklist of horror movie cliches until you are weary...
May 2016
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Yea Toh Two Much Ho Gayaa
Every character that you see in this film is a ridiculous homage to Manmohan Desai. The director Anwar Khan has allegedly worked with the maestro for 17 years. No one can stop you from copying tropes, but who can teach you aesthetics?
Sep 2016
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Saat Uchhakkey
...you know you will run a mile in the opposite direction to small budget film set in gallis in any city North of the Vindhyas about 'quirky' characters trying to make a quick buck.
Oct 2016
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Wajah Tum Ho
...you cringe at the skin show, you shake your head at the stupidity of such films and you come away at the needlessness of such films.
Dec 2016
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Mantostaan
The bizarre splicing together of four stories makes no sense whatsoever. Just because the filmmakers chose to ride on the shoulder of a literary giant does not make the film worthy.
May 2017
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Baa Baaa Black Sheep
Every action is so exaggerated and so needless, you feel your brain cells die slowly.
Mar 2018
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Halkaa
An awful tale about shitting told crappily. This is worse than government funded propaganda films...
Sep 2018
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Welcome to New York
When you watch award shows, you know the stars in the audience are cheering and clapping for something else. They use the footage from the IIFA show and include it on terrible green screens and edits to make a terrible copy of Mel Brooks hit film The Producers. This film fails to extract even half a guffaw, and proves that Karan Johar is better off behind the camera and not in the front of it.
Feb 2018
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Ek Haseena Thi Ek Deewana Tha
The plot is too confusing. By the end of it the audiences are busy laughing at the horrendous acting and hilarious dialogues.
Jul 2017
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Dil Juunglee
...one part of your brain is already dead. And no amount of cute posing for selfies by the lead pair is going to convince you that you made a good decision in buying a ticket to this ridiculous film. If you are not asleep in the theatre, you are facepalming.
Mar 2018