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Hisss
...has a distinct B-movie feel to it, and the special effects scenes of Mallika turning into a snake are more comical than jaw-dropping. The film is haphazardly edited, and appears to be assembled out of incomplete footage.
Oct 2010
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Teen Patti
is an incoherent mess of logic-defying scenes that never come together as a fluid script. It's got snazzy camerawork and occasionally hip production design, but none of that matters in the end.
Feb 2010
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Haseena Parkar
It’s a movie that lacks flair, inventiveness, atmospherics, and just about everything required to deliver a compelling cinematic experience.
Sep 2017
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Pyaar Impossible
doesn't work because it's hard to empathize with any of the characters and because the actors fail to rise above the flawed script.
Jan 2010
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Half Girlfriend
...is a misfire of epic proportions. Blame it on the book, or the script that it spawned, but this movie is excruciating to endure.
May 2017
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Mastizaade
Very little of this feels fresh or genuinely funny, and there’s virtually no plot to speak of.
Jan 2016
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Marjaavaan
I came away from Marjaavaan bored and exhausted. It’s literally a film with no perceivable merit, and one that begs two key questions: How did this film get made? And why are we being taken for a ride?
Nov 2019
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Oct 2013
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Aao Wish Karein
...to be honest, I've seen fifth standard students put up school-plays more entertaining than this!
Nov 2009
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Anjaana Anjaani
...a challenge to sit through for two reasons in particular - the film has no script to speak of, and the characters are hard to sympathize with.
Oct 2010
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Chance Pe Dance
doesn't work because you feel no empathy for its protagonist. The film's writers -- if you can call them that, considering there is no script to speak of -- fail to invest even a hint of vulnerability in Sameer.
Jan 2010
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Tere Mere Phere
Carry cotton to protect your eardrums from the shrieking, shouting, and incessant arguing.
Sep 2011
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O Teri
Too shrill, too convoluted and too dumb, O Teri is an excruciating test of your patience.
Mar 2014
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Raabta
...is one part lighthearted rom-com, one part deathly serious reincarnation saga, and all parts ridiculous.
Jun 2017
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Aug 2011
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Dunno Y Na Jaane Kyun...
It's unlikely that you've ever seen a movie as absurd as this.
Nov 2010
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Mr. Singh Mrs. Mehta
...doesn't have a shred of artistic merit. The film is tackily shot and feels as if the director had no idea how to go forward with his threadbare plot.
Jun 2010
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Oct 2011
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Rowdy Rathore
...comes off as nothing more than a cheap attempt to rob moviegoers of their money!
Jun 2012
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Mr. X
...a singularly humorless film that's sorely lacking in thrills, a coherent plot, and even basic common sense.
Apr 2015
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Housefull 2
...is for four-year-olds who don’t know any better. For anyone with taste, or anyone seeking genuine laughs, there’s nothing here.
Apr 2012
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Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3
It's underwhelming both in its raunchiness and its level of humor – frankly, I've read jokes forwarded on Whatsapp that are more naughty than anything in this film.
Jan 2016
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Entertainment
It's hard to imagine anyone over the age of six that would find this film funny.
Aug 2014