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Hum Tum Shabana
...is the kind of movie people will walk out of no matter the price of admission.
Oct 2011
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Oct 2013
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X: Past is Present
The film may be called X: Past is Present, but it surely promises a headache in the immediate future.
Nov 2015
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Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3
...a series of juvenile jokes, mostly dated, fried in fresh batter, with the better ones given away in the trailer.
Jan 2016
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Main Zaroor Aaunga
Thrillers with tacky twists and chalk-faced spirits barely make the cut today. But this one seems to be put together possibly to corroborate a devious tax fraud-of-sorts.
Sep 2019
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Nov 2010
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Thank You
This film is bad by even Anees Bazmee's standards. This is personal regression in a string of regressive movies.
Apr 2011
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Mastizaade
...this material is credited to Mushtaq Sheikh and Milap Zaveri — two people who should be fined for owning a pen.
Jan 2016
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Bhoot Returns
The film is such a bizarre piece of cinema, you're wondering what prompted him to make it.
Oct 2012
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Kuch Kuch Locha Hai
Before another male director has Leone play a nurse so that innuendos revolve around body exams and instruments, I suggest a blanket ban on bananas and Indian sex comedies.
May 2015
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Buddha In A Traffic Jam
The issue with this film is not that it packs in too many issues. It's just that it has too many of its own.
May 2016
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Machine
With a filmography jam-packed with adaptations, why director duo Abbas-Mustan lose the plot here, is perhaps because there was no source material to go back to. If there was, it was surely not worthy of a remake.
Mar 2017
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Jul 2011
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Loot
...corrupted beyond recognition by some pedestrian writing entirely dependent on puns, the absolute absence of logic, and some lethargic acting.
Nov 2011
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Main Aur Mr. Riight
When incompetent acting marries awful writing, it makes for a critic's worst nightmare.
Dec 2014
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Yeh Dooriyan
What should've been a sensitive, realistic tale that captured the issue it tries to highlight ends up being an invitation for a long nap.
Aug 2011
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Spark
...a dated political action flick that looks to have been concocted by melancholic film buffs in a smoky room during a mandatory 1-day editing course.
Oct 2014
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Hind Ka NaPak Ko Jawab – MSG The Lionheart 2
...ditch this one if you're possessive about your sanity.
Feb 2017
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Second Hand Husband
The film's story and the lead cast live up to the first two words in the title...
Jul 2015
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Hate Story 3
There are films you love and those you hate. This one falls in the third, the ones you'd love to hate.
Dec 2015
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Aagaya Hero
It is upsetting to see Govinda here. With an enviable filmography, one wants to remember him as the ‘Number 1’ star whose memorable one-liners and dance numbers can’t be replicated by any contemporary actor.
Mar 2017
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Raaz 3
There's certainly an audience out there, given that this is the third film in a franchisee. But I have a feeling that it's sinking rapidly.
Sep 2012
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Ek Paheli Leela
...is just an insincere, lavish and titillating compilation of every item song ever made.
Apr 2015
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Mr. Kabaadi
A half-hearted attempt at muddling our minds, this one's a tiringly painful watch.
Sep 2017
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P Se Pyaar F Se Faraar
Director Manoj Tiwari may have had ambitions of assembling a nerve-chilling thriller but apart from the penultimate blow, every turn can be estimated from a mile away.
Oct 2019
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Jun 2011