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Machine
Critic reviews and ratings
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...is a film that pulls you into the void of fear and despair with remarkable ease. It’s a thriller compels you to think, analyse and pray.
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...is strictly an ordinary fare. Lack of emotional connect coupled with a weak script, unknown faces and mediocre music...
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The scenic locales of Georgia and the cinematography are the only saving graces of the film.
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...is the kind of film the director-duo would have got away in the 90s. Or maybe not. Even the squelchiest of plots need some acting chops and charisma: none of the young people, including the debutant Burmawla, is in possession of these crucial ingredients that makes a star.
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Attention has been paid to exotic locations, fancy costumes and aerial cinematography, with scant regard to the plot. The wafer-thin story crumbles in 'Machine'.
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...is not a film, it is an epic fail in every possible manner.
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...an unmitigated disaster.
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With a filmography jam-packed with adaptations, why director duo Abbas-Mustan lose the plot here, is perhaps because there was no source material to go back to. If there was, it was surely not worthy of a remake.
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The director duo Abbas-Mustan launch Mustafa (son of Abbas) with this romance cum murder thriller cum demented psychological drama. They try so hard to offer as many hairpin bends as they possibly can add, but the young actors in this race are so callow, their romance is unintentionally hilarious.
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There is bad. There is awful. And then there is a film where your eyeballs are behind your eyebrows threatening to launch from top of your head like it's Cape Canaveral.
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...is not a film in the first place -- it is a 148-minute parody that ends up possessing your mental faculties.
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...the machine jangles and clatters away for 148 minutes before hurtling towards an inevitable pile-up.
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This machine has been put together without any manual and starts falling apart as soon as it is turned on.
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The year's most unreal and surreal piece of chunk (strangely which has got mistaken as cinema) is here.
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Abbas-Mustan disappoints like never before. Even machines will find it hard to enjoy Machine.
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